What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Brett Farve

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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