what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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hey guys what's up?

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Your mom is fat

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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