Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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I killed someone today. :D

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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