Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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The BCS

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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