How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Actually it was me Josh brown

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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