What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Heskey time.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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