What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Women's rights.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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