What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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