- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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everybody loves raymond

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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