What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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purple pickles

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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I'm Batman.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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