Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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rebecca is a hard worker

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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