Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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World peace

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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