Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Urban ghettos

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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You bumder!

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Your Mom!!!

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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