Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Kelly Clarkson

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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