What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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child labor

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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