Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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