Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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