Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

thumb_up thumb_down +17

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +598

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops