Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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PENIS

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Anti Joke

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