What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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