How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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