united we sit, cause we're fat

thumb_up thumb_down +61

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

thumb_up thumb_down +22

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down -9

n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

thumb_up thumb_down -379

Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

shauns beautiful

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

thumb_up thumb_down +17

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops