Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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My dad

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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