- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Oh look, I've found my knife

William wright is Gay

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Are you a tree

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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