Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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