what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

i like cats

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Sammi suck kyles chode

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do magnets work?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Poop swing

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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