What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Your biggest fan.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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