Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Anti Joke

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