how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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