What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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anti-joke teehee

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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