I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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noodles

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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arse

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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