Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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