An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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hello

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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