what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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weiner? balls

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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