What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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