how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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