- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

if got a joke if fogot it

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's long and black The unemployment line

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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