Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Women's Rights Movement

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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