what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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