Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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