A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Who invented apple? God

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NEVER

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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women

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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