what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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