What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Robert Mugabe.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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knock knock go away ok

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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