Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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