How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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