I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Your adopted.....

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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