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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Vagina.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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