what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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pauls tuck

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Bob dole

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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