Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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watch me nae nae

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Black people stink of shite!

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