Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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lebron

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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