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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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