Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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