Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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