an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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