Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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so how about that irline food

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Anti Joke

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