What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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clamidia

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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