Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Leave her alone...

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Get in the van

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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