- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Jesus was born and rased a jew

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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