Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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