what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your mom is so fat...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down +8

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

thumb_up thumb_down -4

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops