- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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