Got milk? No.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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