Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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so how about that irline food

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A man walks into a vagina

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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