What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A Weight loss service that works

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Anti Joke

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