- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Oh...okay, good.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

okay.....

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

I went to the store and I fell

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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