Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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