What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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bite me

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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