What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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