What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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You were born.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

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