What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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