why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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My butt!!!!

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