What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Thanks

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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