Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Who is it?

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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