What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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