Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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your life

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Barack Obama.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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