- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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