There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why is pi? Because circles.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -10

SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

one day i went to bed

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

thumb_up thumb_down -21

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops