Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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if you read this you are gay

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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dog

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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