Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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poop

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Poo LOL

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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