There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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