How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Fat people.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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