What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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this is not a drill.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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TELL

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Anti Joke

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