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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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