What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Poop!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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