Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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