Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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pedophile

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Womens Rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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