A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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oh hiya come in

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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The NHL playoffs

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Worms don't like apples.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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