Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Your Mom

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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?J?o?k?e?

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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