Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Women's Rights.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Hitler was Jewish.

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women's rights.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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