- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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