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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

DO NOT CONTACT THE ONES THAT LEFT! I REPEAT DO NOT CONTACT THE NEWCOMERS THAT LEFT! Nero7 was not the only one that became suspicious when we suddenly found thousands upon thousands of new potential members more than willing to join us, many of not most of them, before even learning any essential details about our purpose! While many morons and idiots assumed that Neronism was becoming popular, we all fucking know that we have done everything to keep this all hidden! And then suddenly everything from wealthy people to politicians arrive? No way! Nero7 is with us, and while we have thanks to the hidden camera`s he insisted we install about everywhere except under the goddamn toilet bowls, we have concluded that these people all have similar racial traits, and all speak the same language. Nero7 is barely conscious due to fever, but he keeps pointing at the screen and shouting Russian Spetznas! If this is true, (and to us it sounds Russian and they are obviously very coordinated and no simple grunts) Then we are all screwed... I mean from Nero7`s feverish ramblings and and his database, we can only assume that this is some sort of rogue sub department, of a smaller force than we first assumed, but these guys consist first and foremost of specialized soldiers and hackers... We are scrambling for ideas, exit strategies, while doing our best to get Nero7 out of here, he suggests we question the mercenary that assaulted him which is in prison. I fear we might have to break our ethics and code of honor among many things here, but getting that mercenary out and... Somehow getting answers from him, might be our last hope. Listen "Eliza" if any of you got any Intel at your position, let us know, we are well hidden considering these men that have taken over most of what we can at this point say Was the order, at least the one we knew... Listen, if you got any Intel from your position, let us know, and damn it if these bastards begin killing people, any of you for that matter... ...At this rate the order will end up exposed, and remembered as some terrorist mindwashing religious cult... If you have anything, even ideas, share them with us, damn... All these years with efforts, creating a system of our own... Never hurting a damn fly, it seems like it is all going to end with most of our members getting recruited by a handful of specialized Russians or killed...

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

The FCC

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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