david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Ehh

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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