Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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