What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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