What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Women's rights.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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69

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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