You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Anti Joke

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