Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.