roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Anti Joke

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