And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Well educated black man.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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