- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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