Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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guess what what? nothing.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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