Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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