i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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