- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Women's Rights

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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