Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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