What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Women's rights

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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