Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Anti Joke

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