When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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knock knock

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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