Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A woman walks into a bar.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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your moms my other ride

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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kkkk

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William Raines.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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