When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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