A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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