What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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miha kako si?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Hillary Clinton

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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