Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Do you love me? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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