Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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