A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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NEVER

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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There's my tractor.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Poop swing

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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