why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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