Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A man walks into a bar

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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your going to die

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Anti Joke

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