why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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sadf

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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