Your Mom The End.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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