What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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