So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Jesus Christ

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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