Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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nickel back

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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