If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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You are joking right?

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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