Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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