Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

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