I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

religion.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What you reading? reading?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

i just pooped that is all!

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what are three short words? i a am

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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