what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Your mom is so fat...

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69

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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