A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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