Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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apple pie.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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this is not a joke.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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