Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Barbara Streisand

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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FUCK YOU

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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