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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

A gay man watches football.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Where is my tractor?

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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