whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Women's rights

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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you

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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