You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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