What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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