what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A shark ate your mom

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Yes. Just Yes.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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