Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why? Because.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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