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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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