Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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An Artic Storm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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