why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Misner is a twat.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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