This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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obama

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Chuck norris

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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