What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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