What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Female rights.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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colby doesnt shave

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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womans having rights.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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The Barackness Monster

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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