What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Antijokes...

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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