- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

I? Everett

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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