Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Democracy.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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you just lost the game!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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