why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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