What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Sea World Japan.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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