How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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