What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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