sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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