That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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