2 + 2 = fish

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Jebron Lames.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Ily bae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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