Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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