Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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