A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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