What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Moooo

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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hiya

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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