French people

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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A man goes to the potty.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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