Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Women's rights.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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