Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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who else is on here?

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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