Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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