Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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