what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Rebecca Black.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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gay marriage.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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knock, knock. come in.

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sucks Syntax...

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