?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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nipple

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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