What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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