What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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