What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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