who smells? •Liam

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Banana(s)

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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