What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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