Knock Knock! F*ck off

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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