The Pope

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why? Why not?

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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im gey

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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