Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Left. That one direction...

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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