Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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obama leadership

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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