- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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