What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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hi. thats what she said.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Why Because

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Anti Joke

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