- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Justin

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

adam shagged katie lololol

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