What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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i am and me is i

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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