what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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