mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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