THE GAME

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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