How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Anti Joke

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