What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Dancing Potatoe!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops