You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Animal

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