What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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I shot a bitch.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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sure!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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for keeps?

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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The game!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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