a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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