Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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