A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Yee

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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The MLS

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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