What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What's big and white?

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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