Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Anti Joke

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