Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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why?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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sarah taylor

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Are you Drew?

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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