- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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