Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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your mom

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Women's rights

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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