Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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more chocolate?

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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