Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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