What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Shit!

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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