Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

what is the world worst joke? this one

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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