What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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WNBA

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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your a towel.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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