what did the black women name her child jamaal

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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National security?

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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