What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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