why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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