What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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