Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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The Holocaust

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Obama = ebola

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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