What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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