Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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robin, get in the car.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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