Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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