- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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