Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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An anti-joke

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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FAP

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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