what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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don't look behind you

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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