why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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hi my name is? joe

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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YOU

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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