Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Brain fart

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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