- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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