Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why? Because!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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