knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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