Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Brad Fuller!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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