What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Carlton

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Alt F4

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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