Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Women's rights...

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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