Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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LOL May Wong

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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