Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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