The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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