Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Anti Joke

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