What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A black man comes home from work.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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