What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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