69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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