Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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