When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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hey

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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