there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What did I do last night?work

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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