A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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