Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Homo say what?

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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