In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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