what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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brett is a dick

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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