Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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bologna

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Tony Romo

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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