Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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