Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Womens basketball

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

I just found out i have cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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