What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Anti Joke

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