An Asian fails their maths exam.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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