OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why? Why not?

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why? Why not?

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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