What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Looks through the peephole.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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