How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Gays

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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sexual intercourse.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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