It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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