Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Women's Rights

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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This is a joke.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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