A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Anti Joke

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