Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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