What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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give me a thumbs up

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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