why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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I came.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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