Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Jared Gough is a slut

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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