9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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