why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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4 hours later.

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