Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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