Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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