Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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