who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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