Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

i killed my family

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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