Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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School

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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