Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Minecraft.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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