Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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