A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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alcoholism kills

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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