Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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