Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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