Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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