Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Your mom.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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