What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Anti Joke

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