- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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