Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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Peas

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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