- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A black man in a country bar.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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