White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did the fish say after he

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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womens rights

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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