A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Womans profesional lacrosse

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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