- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Youre mom is so dead...

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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