GRAAAAAAAR.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

thumb_up thumb_down +23

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

thumb_up thumb_down +5

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock. Go away!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

22

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How much is an abortion? A life

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

thumb_up thumb_down +4

69

thumb_up thumb_down -9

hiya

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops