A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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women's rights.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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