What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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