What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Hi.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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