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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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