How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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How long is a china man?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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