Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Anti Joke

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