What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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