Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Muslim athletes.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Asians.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Roey Jegen

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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your a towel.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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