A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Anti Joke

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