Caitlyn.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Womens rights

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Laugh

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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