- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Because she has down's syndrome

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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