what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Women's rights.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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