while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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kkk

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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