Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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