Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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