Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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