Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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for keeps?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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