Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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penus

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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