- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Sammi suck kyles chode

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

whats my name? Matt

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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