I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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