Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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All of these jokes are about white people

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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bite me

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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