Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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call of duty world at war

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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