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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Fuck her

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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dallen loves penis

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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