Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Patrick is gay

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cory

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Anti Joke

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