What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Xzibit

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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