What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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