Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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