Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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