A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Chicken

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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This is not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Woman's Rights.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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