an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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black chicken. kfc

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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