Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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