A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Miscarriages.

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Why? Because racecar.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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AVI IS A FAG

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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I pooped.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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