Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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