A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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