If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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You have cancer

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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