what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Anti Joke

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