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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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YOLO

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What happen? Idk...

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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