What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Women's rights

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

mc hammers income.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

jibby jobby

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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