Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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