Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Anti Joke

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