What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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