How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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