Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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i lost the game

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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