A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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