whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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