why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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cms.......?????

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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stop it ryan vallee

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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taking out the trash... at night

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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