Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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The Aristocrats

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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