How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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*you're

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alex is cool

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Obama-Care

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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