EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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