What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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