A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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