A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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No.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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