Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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