What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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