Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Robin, get in the car!

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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John Stamos.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Anti Joke

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