What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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