Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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