what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why so serious ?

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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