A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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diarrhea.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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