Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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