What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Anti Joke

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