Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why....... Because.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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