yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Nero: Farewell to my past last part aka No more forced psychiatric evaluations for me. My psychiatric evaluator asked me why I consider myself a souless demon and not a man. My answer was: My mothers name was Maria, my brothers name is Kristoffer and my real father (which I only met once which was meaningless) is a Chatolic priest. Then I showed her (my psychiatric evaluator) my passport, my name is not Nero Angelo, nor whatever my parents might have told others but rather Angelo Nero. So lets conclude shall we? Nero Angelo = Angel black. and some Capcom shit. Angelo Nero = Says on my birth certificate, means Black Angel. Kristoffer= The sacrifice of Christ my half brother. Ricardo my non real father = which has nothing to do with Josef... Thank F*CK! So yeah, some of you might recognize me, but I have not met any family members the last 16 years, so if you where planing to judge me the next time you see me, you better run instead, because I will... "pacify" you for just watching while my parents waterboarded me, for just standing there while my mother tried excorzise me away while beating the crap out of me. I WILL "remove you, forever" the only family I got, are my 2.755 or so members of my movement Neronism, and my wife`s family, this is not a threat.... ...Its a promise to me, and to you. Make no mistake though, Neronism has over 60.000 members worldwide, but I dont care about them, enough is enough. Maria: My birthmother which claimed long before I was born that she was a virgin and as thus that she was giving birth to the anti-christ. (me, thanks mom) Then my psychiatric evaluator asked me if I truly believed I was a demon, where I told her that "human" is just a term, and that I know that calling myself a demon is just a way of coping with my past. She suggested that now that my troubles/parents are over/dead, that my need for her or anyone evaluating me further is over and she jokingly rated me a 100 percent "fresh" when I asked her if I was still a rotten tomato, so I am officially out from the "realm" of psychiatry (which I was forced to after killing my father in self defense). Its been fucking 27 years since, bt finally I am fucking happy... And the hell if there is humanity left in me... >:) M.Biso... I mean Nero. Merry christmas everybody, I know mine is not so bad after all... ill probably spend more time here, but farewell for now, and finally I can scratch the shit out of my ortopedic arm without getting PTSD`s of my non real father tearing my head off... AAAAAAAAAND all is good... Except the fucking itch...

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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