a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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DERP

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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My butt!!!!

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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