Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What is 9+10? 19

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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