A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Get off my porch.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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