What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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jack shine has boobs

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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