a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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knock knock come in !

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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