- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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