What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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this website is non-operational.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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