Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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A seal walks into a club.

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you will die someday

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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