Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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cancer

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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