Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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ballsack

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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8=> >->-o

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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8====D {(0)}

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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