jibby jobby

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Cleveland winning something

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Anti Joke

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