What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Patrick is gay

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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