Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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