Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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