Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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This is my joke. funny

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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