An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Ron Paul for President!

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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like if your cool

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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