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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Knock knock Come in

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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