- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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