a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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