The mets are 3-0 this season

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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The person below me is weird.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Chlamydia

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Snooki

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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