A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Choir.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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