Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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alcoholism kills

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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