Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Hi

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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