Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Obama-Care

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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how much fish could a chicken

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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