A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Men's rights

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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