So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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