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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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