what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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You're so straight!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Anti Joke

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