Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Haha, I get it..

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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