Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -2

donald................duck for president

thumb_up thumb_down

whats round and like a ball a ball

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Jaden McMichael

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops