- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Women's rights.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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