Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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