A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Oh, go away

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Anti Joke

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