Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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im jewish

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

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