Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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