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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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