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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What's 9+10? 19.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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