"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

why is john so fat years of over eating

An Asian man fails a math test

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

were at work systems r down

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Sit on Santas lap Boner

1+1 =? Too

Mexicans working in an office

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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