Just found out that it doesn't work.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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