Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Are you a tree

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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