What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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like for a handjob.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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