What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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WNBA

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Jesus

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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