An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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woman's lacrosse

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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