Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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