Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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women's rights

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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