i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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i'm not gay

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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