Logan's gay

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Women's Rights

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

willie revilame

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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