Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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