Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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who ever is reading this....

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Anti Joke

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