what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Your mother is a man.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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