your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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I lost my tractor.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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