What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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