why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Women.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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