hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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