How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Women Sports.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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