what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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banana

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Donald Trump.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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twilight

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An Asian with a big dick.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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