There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Mrs. Welsh

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Jeff

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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