A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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I like poop in my butt

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