PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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