your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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this is not a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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it was all Tagart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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