What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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