- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

The Bible

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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