knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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