Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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