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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Albino African Americans

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Maths.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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