What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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American healthcare.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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