Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What comes after 69? 70

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Swag.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Womens rights

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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