greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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more like nig!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What is a question?

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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