Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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