How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Nickelback

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Microwave

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Popsicles

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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mexicans fishing

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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