- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's one plus one? two.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

My life

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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