4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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