How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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neil likes pube toast

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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