What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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The person below me is weird.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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