Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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boo

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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