How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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