An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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