a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Choir.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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