What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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