2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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