what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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no

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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