Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Will you marry me?

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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