what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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knock knock Goodbye

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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