A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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