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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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