Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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