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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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gays

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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