- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

guess what chicken butt

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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