What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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LOL

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A women president

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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