Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Get on the boat.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Yo daddy!

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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