Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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