How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Because she has down's syndrome

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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