how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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