What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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i eat poop

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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