What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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