Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Women's football

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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