I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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a banana

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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George Bush.

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