What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Anti Joke

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