You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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