I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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I am very humble.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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