Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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