My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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theres a fat guy

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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