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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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im saul and i love cock

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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I need a good anti joke....

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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