What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Women's rights.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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