What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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