Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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¿melano?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Whats green? The color green.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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where is the world?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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