What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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