Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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The WNBA.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Fat people

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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