black people

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Potato!

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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