Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

thumb_up thumb_down

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

guess what? chicken butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops