whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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alert("The Game");

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A black man has a job.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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