Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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I dislike old people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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