Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Anti jokes SUCK!

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

VAL SUCKS

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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