What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Penis.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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