How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Do the roar!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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