- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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