2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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women's lacrosse.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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