Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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knock, knock. come in.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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