why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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