How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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