Who wants $300? Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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