Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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