knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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SHUT UP JP

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

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