What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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9:11 make a wish

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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I grunt when I poop.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What is life? Paul.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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