Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Please? No.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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My butt!!!!

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We are lawyers

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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