Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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