A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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