What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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hi michael

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Niall Horan

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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