Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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