Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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