whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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