What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Neil Lewis

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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