Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Poop

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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