How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Anti Joke

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