Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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