A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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The Aristocrats

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Turtles

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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