What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

9/11

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

matt is fat

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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