What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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