david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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