why did you poop because you are a poop

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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WNBA

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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