What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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I am a n1gger.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Knock knock Shut up

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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acuna

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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