Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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A woman wears a dress.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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