In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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