- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Hey Caleb.

My pet rock died.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

This is my joke. funny

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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