What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Laugh

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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lebron

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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