Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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wsde

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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I'm tired.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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