What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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penis hehehehe

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What is worse

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Anne Frank.

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anne hatthaway

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I cant think of one (._. )

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democracy

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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