- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Alchohol.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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