Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Dont read this joke

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Unnnnnnnn

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Daym im romantic

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