Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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what has genitial warts? me

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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cot!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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