Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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