What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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