How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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