What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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a little girl gets raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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