how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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