What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Religionh

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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