If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

I'm Batman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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