- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Dogs in my home.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

bangers and mash?

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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