What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What is worse than hell?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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