What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Herman Cain

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This isn't funny.

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women's rights.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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speech and debate.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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vitamin c

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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