I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Xzibit

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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