Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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ASSCHEEKS

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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A black man comes home from work.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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