Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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WILLYS

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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you are gay

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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