man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Adam Sandler.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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