Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Y

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Lewis

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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No it isn't.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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