Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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