Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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