Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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I lost my tractor.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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