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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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womens rights

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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