Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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