You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Once upon a time.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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