What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Anti Joke

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