what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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