Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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