What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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