Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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penis

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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