Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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