what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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speech and debate.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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