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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Anti Joke

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