A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Ancient Greeks rights

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