what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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