why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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