why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

thumb_up thumb_down +17

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Knock Knock No one answers....

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Hey Caleb.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

lol

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

thumb_up thumb_down -14

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

thumb_up thumb_down +15

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down

A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops