I love you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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