Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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