A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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No your aunties a joke

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I won the game.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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