Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Oh, right

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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