when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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antijoke is the best website.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Welcome to die!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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