Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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