Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Penis!

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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