Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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this is not a joke.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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