Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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