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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what looks like a banana? a penis

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

all these jokes are horrible now

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Women's sports.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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