What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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