How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Anti Joke

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