A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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