Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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