Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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