How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Anti Joke

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