What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Woman's Rights

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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