Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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whats black? a black man

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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