What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Women's sports

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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all jokes aside...

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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