You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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"Up to 50% off."

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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