- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

taking out the trash... at night

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

what is the color of a burp burple

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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