Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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