- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Stephen Walking.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

My Butthole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

sharks

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Wumbo

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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