A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Mrs. Welsh

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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the bible

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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austins gay lolololol

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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