what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Where's my tractor?

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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