A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Thanks

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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I? Everett

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Period Blood

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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