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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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THE GAME

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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