A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Thats what she said

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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