Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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