Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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