A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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bob saget

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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