Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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I? Everett

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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