Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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