what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Religion

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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hi mom

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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OOOOPPS /

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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