Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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knock knock come in !

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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alert('hiiii');

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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