Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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