Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A seal walks into a club.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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69

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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