What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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