- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm funny

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

White men's rights

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

pubic lice.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Matty B

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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