How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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