A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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ass.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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