There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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knock knock who's there?

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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