- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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