Your mom

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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