life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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