I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Knock knock (No one is home)

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

George W. Bush

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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