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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

a chinese man pays the full price

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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