What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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The geese of Growmore

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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guess what?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Your time.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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