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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Justin's hair

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Take wrong turns

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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