An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's 6+2? 16

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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tim rafter died no one cared

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i have aids and a chode

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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