John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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hi, im sober.

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soccer

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Jerry.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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