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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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