Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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