what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Hello

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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