How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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