why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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