What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Hi.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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