A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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