knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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c:

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Face...the other white meat!

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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