What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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