Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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