A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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black chicken. kfc

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Connor is homosexuaI

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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