Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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go go gadget

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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