How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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make me a sandwich!

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why so serious ?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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