... i forgot the joke :p

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Gay rights.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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