Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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boner

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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