- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

I need to start studying.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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