What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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