Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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ur mum

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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