A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Come In!

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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