A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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I'm Coming

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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