Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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God wrote this joke.................................

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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