A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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the WNBA

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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