What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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