Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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