- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Koalas mum is a slut

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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