Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

thumb_up thumb_down

Andy Carrol

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

68 :)

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops