Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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