Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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