Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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