How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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