A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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