I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock Knock! Come in!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Guess What??? Ur Murr

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

9/11

Who is it?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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