How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Chayton

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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