What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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