Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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