A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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everyone dislike this

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Libraries.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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