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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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