I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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miha kako si?

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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