I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Nickelback

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Cleveland winning something

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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