What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Women

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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