What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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A man made a sandwich.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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