Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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derp

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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