Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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