A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Romney 2012

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