What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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lebron

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Left. That one direction...

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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