I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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sfdg

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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