Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A jew go out of a bar

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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