- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was once a hamster.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Womens rights

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Women's Basketball.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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