What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Justin

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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