When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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