What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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