why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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MySpace.

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