Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Women rights.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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My life

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Anti Joke

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