A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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