Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Anti Joke

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