Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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