What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Spotto

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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