Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A kid has no friends.

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No your aunties a joke

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Anti Joke

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