What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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test

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Three black men were walking...

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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