A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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hi iggy

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Soccer...

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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