Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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