A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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