WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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