- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is not an anti joke.

Get on the boat.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

nick toth

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What's brown and sticky A stick

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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