- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

I hate blackniggers

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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