I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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