Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Why so serious ?

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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