- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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