knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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