What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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