Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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