Poopsack Jones

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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