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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

its snowing on mount fuji

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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