"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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i'm not gay

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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have safe sex

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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