Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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James Patrick Campbell

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the holocaust

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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