First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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why does column have a letter n?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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hi. thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

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