why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why? Because.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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