- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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