Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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obama

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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