What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo daddy!

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a man walked into a bar....

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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im saul and i love cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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