Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Penis

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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penis hehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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