Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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MySpace.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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