Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A black guy gets a job...

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try slamming a revolving door

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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tom hall

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

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