What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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