a. why? b. because

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Unnnnnnnn

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Anti Joke

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