- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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