I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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