what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Blind people can't read this.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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