- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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