1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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noodles

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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heat!

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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