- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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