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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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