Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Write your own

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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