Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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knock knock!! kanye west

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Asians

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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