why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Anti Joke

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