Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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