Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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