Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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