Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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this is a joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Terraria

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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