What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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