- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A BABY seal walks into a club

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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