Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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stinky boner

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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