why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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