What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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