- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Herman Cain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Penis.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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