Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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hard cheese

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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