A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Anti Joke

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