Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Anti Joke

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