- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

My Girlfriend

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

DERP

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

banana

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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