If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Cripples are lame.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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