- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

women's rights

Womens rights

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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