Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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. . I am a whale

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Dont read this joke

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Men's rights

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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