Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Leave her alone...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,813

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how long has dibey got left like :)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

thumb_up thumb_down

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

This site is hilarious oh wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +37

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

out of your comfort zone

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops