What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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