How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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asdf

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Get in the car.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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