why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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