What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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