- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What's brown and sticky? Poop

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

You.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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