How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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