What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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