Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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