a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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knock knock!? . . No.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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