Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Penis in a box.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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david what a baghead

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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