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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's up brah brah

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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YOU

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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