A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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