Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Catholicism.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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