What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Anti Joke

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