I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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