you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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My children are mistakes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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WTF BOOOOOM

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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