How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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There is a car full of black people.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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