What would u like to drink?

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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