what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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