Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Pickles

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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this site is funny.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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