What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Error 37.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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