A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Anti Joke

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