Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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