What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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men's rights activists

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Justin Bieber.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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