What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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lewis bedford

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Nickleback.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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