What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Anti Joke

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