I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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