What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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womens rights.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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