69, hahaha

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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My mom just died....

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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1 Jew XD

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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