Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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