What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Face Hunter is scum

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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