Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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hi jonny

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Politics.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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