what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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