Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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