How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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hi michael

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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