She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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An anti-joke

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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