What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Yeah right loser!

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