Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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