Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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womens rights

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SNAPPLE!

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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