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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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