What does water taste like? Water

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Women's rights.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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