what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Slavery

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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A train poops its pants.

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