What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Gangnam style

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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