Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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