If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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why does column have a letter n?

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