Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Which one is hardest?

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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