Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Penis

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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