what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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