- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

girls basketball

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why? Whats wrong?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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