How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Z.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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chuck norris

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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