Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

I dislike old people.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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