What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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