Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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The WNBA.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Knock knock *open*

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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