If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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boobs

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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