What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Wolfjob.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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