You want to hear a joke? Democract

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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you

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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