- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Christians pornstars.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

knock knock ... no one was in

I asked her where you were.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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