Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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