- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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