A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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How do magnets work?

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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david what a baghead

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Anti Joke

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