Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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ur mother

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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