How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Cheese stick

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

well use a tissue!

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Rebecca Black's new album.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

a chinese man pays the full price

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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