What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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T u r n i p s

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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