S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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pickle juice?

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whats white jizz

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Women.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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