masturbating on a tarc bus

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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one of the idiot

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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