What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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