- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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