What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Laugh.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Twenty-Four

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Anti Joke

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