what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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JFK

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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