What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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YOLO

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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