- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Knock, Knock. Come in.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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