Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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