Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Massie is a fatass

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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