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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Chris Bosh's neck

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Guess what? I like trains.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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