Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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