A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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