brock has small hands for a small job

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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I have no ideas.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Please don't shoot me

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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