Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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2 Penises

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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