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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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