What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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