Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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An asian without a future.

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BOOBALANBOO

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