Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Women"s Rights

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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