Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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