Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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