How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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were at work systems r down

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