What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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whats 2+2? 4

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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