How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Feminism

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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I am dyslexic

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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