- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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