H o m o comes out as homo

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Obama = ebola

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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