Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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