Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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The glass is half an hour.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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