A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Dick Chaney

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What's up? A direction...

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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