Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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penus

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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