Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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