- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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