Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Justin Beiber

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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