- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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