what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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women outside of the kitchen

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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