You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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