Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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#scabbers

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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