A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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My Nan, that is all.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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