What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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bitches be crafty.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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It says so on your cap.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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T-Dog scare me

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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