Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What is 9+10? 19

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Anti Joke

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