Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Beka has AIDS

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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