OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Women

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Fox News.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Anti Joke

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