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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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