A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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