what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Jewish People

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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