Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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:3

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Hello

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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