Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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