- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Your life That's the joke

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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