What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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I am a nigger.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Kony 2012

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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