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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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