Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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SNAPPLE!

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Canada

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