- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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