A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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