"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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