Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Get it? More.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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