- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's big? Jupiter.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

YOLO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Mitt Romney

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

One time i was sitting down

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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