What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Queens Park rangers

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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This is a joke setup.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Anti Joke

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