Women's Rights

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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YO FACE

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Women's rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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