Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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