There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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silver bullet?

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Barack Obama

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what has genitial warts? me

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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