What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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