What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your mom.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Womans baksetball...

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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