What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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