what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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