What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Jersey Shore

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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