Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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PENIS

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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