What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Snooki

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Laura Pratz..

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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haha

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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the WNBA

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penis

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Anti Joke

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