Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Slavery lol

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

why did the zebra cross the road?

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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