Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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