A Jew walks into a Furness

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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