You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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