what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Massie is a fatass

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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