why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Chlamydia

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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