BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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