- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Anne Frank.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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