- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Chrissy is funny.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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