Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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