Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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A Serbian Film

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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