I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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