Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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im watching you..

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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