what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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