Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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one stop shop

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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