why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Badabing.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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