Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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