- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Women's Rights

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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