What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Justin beiber..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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