Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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