- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

What is brown and sticky?

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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