Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Harry Styles

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Chrissy is funny.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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