A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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