What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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