What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Jaden McMichael

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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charlie sheen losing

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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