How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Wolf Pussy

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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AVB

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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