Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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George W. Bush

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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