How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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i killed my family

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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I lost my tractor.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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