Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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