Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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