Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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women's rights

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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