What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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