What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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