In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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