What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Women's Rights

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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black guy graduating high school

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Anti Joke

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