How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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