the economy.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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David Silberberg is gay

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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