- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Wright flyer

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Brain fart

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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