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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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