An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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good one jess !!

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Justin Bieber

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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