Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Flop dog

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

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