No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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