A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Women

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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