Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Poop

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