How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Fiats

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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This is not funny.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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