Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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