Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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