Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Carlton

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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