josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Flop dog

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