So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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