How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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apple pie.

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the love boat

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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LIKE THIS!

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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