Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Obama being reelected.

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Anti Joke

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