Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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