What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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i have 2 penises

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Brad Fuller!

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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