Half life 3 confirmed

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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This statement is false.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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anus

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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