what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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