why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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123 f*ck off

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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