Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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run farther?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Anti Joke

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