Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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