- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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