What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Male penises.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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