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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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i like it in the mouth

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Okay, one second.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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