What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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