A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Womens basketball

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Pavel Novak

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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