how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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68

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Dinosaur!

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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