did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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My pet rock died.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

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