a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Patriarchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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