Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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deez nuts

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

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