What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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