Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Get in the Batmobile.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Anti Joke

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