What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What is cold? Winter

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Bob Saget

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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People...

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