What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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no.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Lacrosse

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Cancer.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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