a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

thumb_up thumb_down +33

It's long!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

thumb_up thumb_down

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

thumb_up thumb_down -9

sarah taylor

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Are you a human?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do black people eat? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops