What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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