What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Dislike this.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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