What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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no

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Anti Joke

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