Men, get on the boat.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Anti Joke

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