What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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