why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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toast points

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Where's my tractor?

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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