What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Women's rights

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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