- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A midget walks under a bar

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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