Matty B

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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child labor

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Penis.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Anti Joke

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