What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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