Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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