How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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who else is on here?

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A Weight loss service that works

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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