Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Women's Rights

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Cliterus

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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