knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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OIO

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Anti Joke

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