What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Your mums a potato

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Anti Joke

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