Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Facebook How i met my mother

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down

racism...deal with it!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

thumb_up thumb_down +41

butt sex

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops