the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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