"knock knock" "Come in"

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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