Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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c:

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Penis.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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woman's rights

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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