Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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