- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Davey Peterson.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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