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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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