A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Har har hey

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Anti Joke

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