What's two plus two? Window

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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