Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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