Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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You.

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Women's Rights

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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