- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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