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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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