How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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