What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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