A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What? Yes.

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breasts

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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