What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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