What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Your mom.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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