Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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