Terry has ebola

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Hey, Max!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Anti Joke

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