What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Homework.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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