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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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