- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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