What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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