Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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