What happen? Idk...

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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My cat just died.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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360 NO SCOPE

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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