What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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austins gay lolololol

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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women's rights

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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French people.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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