If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Smart Blondes

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What should I name my dog?

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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