-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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