Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Nickelback

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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