Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Male penises.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Samraj.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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