This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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