whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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knock knock

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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boobs

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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