- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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