What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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