what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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