- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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