Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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