whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Rebecca Black.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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