One time I masturbated by myself

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Chicken

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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