What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Gianni

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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