Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Mexicans are like waffles

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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