Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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OOOOPPS /

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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