Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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