How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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whats white jizz

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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