The Bible

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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