What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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ha.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Anti Joke

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