Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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