- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why did you poop because you are a poop

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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