Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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who ever is reading this....

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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