How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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