Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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fava beans

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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kkkk

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Anti Joke

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