What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

No.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Sonic

What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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