Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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kennah campion... being nice

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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