What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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the guy below me is gay

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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women sports....

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I just drank a cola.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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