a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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