What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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arena football

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Autism speaks but not really

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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