- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

when debbie meets downer

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

neil patrick harris

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

Racial equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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