Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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think twice or at least think

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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