What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

69

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

The WNBA.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...