- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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