Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Women's rights.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Obama

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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