does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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People...

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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ecks! why zee?

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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