Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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