- Anti Joke

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. No Answer The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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