What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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