What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Your mom.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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