What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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