- Anti Joke

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call white trash Garbage

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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