This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Obama

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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