A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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