Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Poverty.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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