What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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go go gadget

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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