Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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