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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A Jew! Bless you.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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