How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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