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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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