Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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