Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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