A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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