Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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