whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Religion.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Anti Joke

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