Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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My sister has to take a dump

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Tucker Rivera

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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