What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Penis!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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