what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A women's opinion.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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You're tall.

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learn. advance!

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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