hey guys im gay

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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"Up to 50% off."

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Sea World Japan.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Benevolent villain.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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