What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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