Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Compton

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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PENIS

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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