What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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womens rights.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Anti Joke

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