Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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