have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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