How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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whats 2+2? 1

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Your adopted.....

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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