What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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robin, get in the car.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Anti Joke

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