Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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i hate black people

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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roses are red poo is poo

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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