What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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pizzano is a tool.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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