What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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8============D PEN1S

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The horse's name was Friday

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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sky silverstein

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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