what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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alert("The Game");

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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