Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Men's rights

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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WNBA

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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out of your comfort zone

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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