Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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hi iggy

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Poop

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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