why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Oh s***

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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