A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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