- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

whats green and slimy? green slim

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