roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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