Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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dead babies

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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