Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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