- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

acualy is dolan

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Gun Control

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

trumpy trumpy trump

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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