(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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YOU

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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