what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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suck my dick.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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