A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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School

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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A person from Singapore eats

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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noodles

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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