Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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knock knock go away ok

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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