Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What did the clock say? The time.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Patriarchy.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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