- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Suck pussy

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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