what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

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