Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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j.p. is dumb

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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