Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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1 + 1 = 3

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I love boobs

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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drugs.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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