What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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sharks

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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the game

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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so... how about that airplane food

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Myspace

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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