What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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clamidia

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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