Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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