What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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