what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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The.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Terraria

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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YOU

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Anti Joke

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