- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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