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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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