What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Suck pussy

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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