Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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i have to pee out my ass.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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