This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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weiner? balls

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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