Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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