What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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