A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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