Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Your mums a potato

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Popsicles

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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