What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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its all aodhan

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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I'm Spartacus

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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