Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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it was all Tagart

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Cleveland winning something

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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dead babies

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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