pickle juice?

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Large 4

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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