Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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