How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

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