What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Hail Hitler

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Sixty... eight

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Obama = ebola

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Anti Joke

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