- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

what the hell happened to your face

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Men's rights.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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