What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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