- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Donald Trump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Hahaha

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Anti Joke

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