Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Your time.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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