Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Women's Rights

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MySpace.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Refrigerator

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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