You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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