What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Penis.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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