Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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