What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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womans rights...

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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