Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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