Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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You just won the game...

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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hey, my names mark.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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whats green and lives in the water

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Snarf Nuggets

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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