How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Abortion

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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