How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

matty russel are you on here

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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