Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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