What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Ron Paul for President!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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man boobs

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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