A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Guess what? No.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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HOLY COW!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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