What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Daniel is a fag

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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