Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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