- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

you are a åsshole :)

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

your mother hates you

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