what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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