A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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