What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Women's Rights

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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