roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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