Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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