What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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How are you this morning?

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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sdasdadasdasd

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Gay Rights

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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