What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Global Warming.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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