- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Knock Knock! Come in.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*