What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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bangers and mash?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's up? The sky.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Your mom.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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