Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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whats better than 24................. 25

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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http://anti-joke.com/

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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