Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Sarah Palin.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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