What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Yes!

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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