Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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