Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Netflix and chill

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A guy is playing cod

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Women's Rights

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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