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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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im gay

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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whats better than shoes feet

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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