Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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