What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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