Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hellen Keller

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Boner

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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