- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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