There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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whats forever alone me

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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bob saget

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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fart

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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