A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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