What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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You're a big fat monkey.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Bake until golden at 375

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NAACP

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WILLY

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Face...the other white meat!

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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