Ben Colbert is gay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I hate you.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Poop

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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