Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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lewis bedford

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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