A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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