What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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ugh good riddance

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Paper shield.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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mark is mark

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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