Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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anti jokes are really funny

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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balls in ya mouf

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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