Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Obama-Care

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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