What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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i like turtals and kids

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Anti Joke

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