A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Bumsniffer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Gun Control

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