A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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the WNBA

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