- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Has u seen my grammar?

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Miscarriages.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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