A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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