- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

an american walks out of a strip club.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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