- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.