A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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How are you? Yes

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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