Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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