teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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