What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Anti Joke

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