What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Hi.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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