- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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