What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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justin bieber

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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