Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Xzibit

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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