So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Your mum is dead

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama's fat.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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