Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Women's Rights

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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