What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Your mom goes to college

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Anti Joke

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