Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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what color is blue? green

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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James Patrick Campbell

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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