gay people

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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im gey

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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