Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Everybody will die

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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HURT

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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leon harney ya pikey

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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