- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Tilt your screen back

Thanks

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your grandma's cookies.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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