A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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