Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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