Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Spell: “This word”

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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