whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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