Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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I can count to potato.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Dead babies.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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An atheist walks into a church

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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