Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Women's Rights

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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