A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Choir.

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Take off your shoes.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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come along children

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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