You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Women Drivers.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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colby doesnt shave

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!"

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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