roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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these are shit

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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your a towel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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austins gay lolololol

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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