- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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