Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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My mum is called Steve

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Jellybeans

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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1+1=2

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