Soccer...

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Knock knock. Come in.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Anti Joke

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