- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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