What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Dont read this joke

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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