What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Anti Joke

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