Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Your Mom!!!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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scientology.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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