People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Whats 0+0 0

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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