orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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