What's funnier than 24? 25

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Obama

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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