Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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cool

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Icecream

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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haha

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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