Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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123 f*ck off

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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