Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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