How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

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