roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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