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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Yo daddy!

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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