What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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soccer

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What is the name of the car? What

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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