What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Anti Joke

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