Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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