Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Bean.

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Derp

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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