Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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