- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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