Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Male leadership.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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