Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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