Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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