What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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