How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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