So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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An asian without a future.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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