So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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dildo

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poop.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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