What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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like for a handjob.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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