Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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josh simpson has cancer

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Nickelback

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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minorities

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9/11

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Penis

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