What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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