What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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