Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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You're so straight!

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