Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Anti Joke

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