A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Womens rights.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Womens Rights.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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