What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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a blind man walks into a wall

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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