What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What happen? Idk...

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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