Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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