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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

A Woman out of the kitchen

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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