What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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what color is blue? green

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