Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Jews

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Women.

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Anti Joke

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