Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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