How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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