There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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