Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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