What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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