What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Hey, you have small hands.

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