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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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