What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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the your face joke

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Dylan is gay

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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