You.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Santa isn't real

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Anti Joke

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