You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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