a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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