how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Dylan is gay

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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your gay

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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