Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Nicholas Cage

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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