What's better than a stick? A stone

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Penis.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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