Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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