What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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I am really good at math debating

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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