- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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