For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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