- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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