Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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roak

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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SPAMS!!!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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