4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Walnut

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Caroline Kelly.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A van drives into a car.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Basically

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