What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Ham sandwich

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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shea kisses a girl

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Two english guys meet at work

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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