how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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men's rights activists

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Waffles ate my grandma

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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