Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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