A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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