"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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