why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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