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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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