Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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