- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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