Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's just not right? Left

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Anti Joke

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