In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Penis.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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