what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Facebook How i met my mother

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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