Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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im gay because im gay

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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joke

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just in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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