What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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