Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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