A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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a man walks into horse bar

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Anti Joke

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