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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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