Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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what are three short words? i a am

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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