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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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