- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

So does Blake

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

raping black women

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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