A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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The Holocaust.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Anti Joke

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