whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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