why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Jokes Ki Duniya

Sarah Palin is President

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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