A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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pubic lice.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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