A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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