Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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a man makes a bad joke

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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