A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Knock knock

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Anti Joke

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