- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Rick Perry.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Sea World Japan.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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