911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Women's rights

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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