What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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The WNBA.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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