- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

knock knock whos there? nobody

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Do the roar!

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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