- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

The Labour Party.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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