What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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