Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Turn around.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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