Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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