GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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tims sty:)

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Anti Joke

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