Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Anti Joke

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