- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

hi

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

smug face >:}

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

willam dafoe

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

? I hate niiggers ?

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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