hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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