"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Justin Bieber

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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wsde

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Christians pornstars.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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