how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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