Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Dumb

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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