Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Testicles.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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