A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Hair

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hi

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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