Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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A snake walks into a bar

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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