Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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