I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Diarrhea

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