Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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