did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Your mother is a man.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Sex. That is all.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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