A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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im gay

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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am i invited to party? no

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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