Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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