What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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pizzano is a tool.

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The WNBA.

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What is worse

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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