Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Guess what What

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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