What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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woman's rights

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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