How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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