Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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An asian walks out of math class

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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