Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Justin

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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