- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

you dint have to be a jew matt

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Dogs in my home.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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