Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Women's rights.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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