Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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