What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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