Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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you first

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Where's my tractor?

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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BIG MAC'S

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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