Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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69

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Tilt your screen back

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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