Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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