A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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