What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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I have a really funny joke.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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