Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Poop

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Feminism.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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