Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Dick Chaney

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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ecks! why zee?

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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