Bob fell off his roof.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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