- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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