Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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4/20.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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