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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jasper sucks.

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