A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

God is religiously proven to be real

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A fat man on a moped

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Gale swallows.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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