Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Starter clothing

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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