Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Akshaytiger World

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Sarah Palin is President

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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