What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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John Cena

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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