If you have a stroke, call 000

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Obama

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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NASCAR

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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