What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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