- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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