A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Yee

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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trumpy trumpy trump

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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( . Y . )

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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