an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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YOLO

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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hiya

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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. . I am a whale

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