My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Women's rights

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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breasts

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Pickles are moist.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Help I'm being raped!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Anti Joke

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