What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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gingers

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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