knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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