Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Miscarriages.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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