i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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bangers and mash?

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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