Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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