Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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hey

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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lol

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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kkkk

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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;iub

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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