how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Anti Joke

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