Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Your Mom

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What's worse than this That :(

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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I've got a boner

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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