Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rebecca Black

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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