There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Trump will make America great again.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Where is my tractor?

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

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