French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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