- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

42, that is all

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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