What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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