There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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This one time at band camp....

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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hi im paul!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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