What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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these are shit

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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the game

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

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