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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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