A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Nicolas Cage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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i like it in the mouth

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Woman's Rights.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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