Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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This is not a joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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