Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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