My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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whats black and large -me

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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"Hello." "Hi."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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