Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Justin's life

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A black man walks into a book store.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Anti Joke

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