What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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beiber i straight

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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