- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

The horse said "nay."

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

whats yellow? lots of things.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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