Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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