What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's 6+2? 16

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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