What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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