How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Sixty... eight

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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