- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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