You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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potato farming

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Justin's hair

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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