Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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NEVER

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Canida

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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