It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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men's rights activists

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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