whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Hitler

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Woman Rights

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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