3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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child labor

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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steves legs

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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