a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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My butt!!!!

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Anti Joke

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