Misner is a twat.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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