whats white jizz

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Your Mother

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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giddy goat

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Anti Joke

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