You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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i had sex.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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more chocolate?

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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