Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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