In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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tom hall

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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