- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Get me a sandwich, bitch

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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