What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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