What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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