A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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I am very humble.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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