What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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