Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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chirs

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Women's rights

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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