a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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