Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Women's sports.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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