how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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