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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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toast points

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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AVB

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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