What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Womens Rights.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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