Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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call of duty world at war

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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