Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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My cat just died.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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