Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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