Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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