how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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