An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

save water shower with friends

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

men, men like men= men+bed

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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