Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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that wall over there ->

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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British Dentistry

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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