A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Knock knock

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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