What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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