What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,065

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -243

Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +372

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +13

0000000010000000000000001000000000000000000000011111111000000000111111000000000000000000011111000000000000011100000000000000000000000000000000100000000000000000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000000000000000011100000000000000000000000000000000000000111100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001111111111111111100000000000000000000000001000000000000001000000000000000000000000001000000000000100000000000000000000000000001111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 SMILE

thumb_up thumb_down +1

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

whats funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +6,334

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops