I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Obama

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Top Gear USA

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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