Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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