Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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