Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Drew Knowles is gay

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