Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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