What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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