A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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haha Otarts was here

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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