A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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homosexuals are gay

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Cancer.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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