- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Today is March 22.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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