- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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