Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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