how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Anti Joke

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