- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What time is it? 10:58

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

more chocolate?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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