How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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I? Everett

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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