- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Women's Rights

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Sixty... eight

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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