hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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