What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

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