Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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