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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Bean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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