Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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come along children

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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