What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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