Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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