why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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WNBA

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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The Holocaust

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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throbbing slobber

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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