Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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GADZOOKS!

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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