Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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can you pass the soap?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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