A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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