A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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