How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Gays

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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sexual intercourse.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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