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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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