Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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