Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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YOLO

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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your life

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Where's my baby??

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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