What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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belly button

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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