Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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obama leadership

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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