- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

penis. nuff said.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

deez nuts

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

<=3 penis

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

throbbing slobber

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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