- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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