what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

say it ten times fast: oh

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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