So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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colby doesnt shave

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Womens Rights.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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