your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Hi

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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