Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

make me a sandwich! what kind?

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

wanna hear a joke? yes

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Poopsack Jones

Butt poop.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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