- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Praise Paisley

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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