Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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