What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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whats black and large -me

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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