How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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