What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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