Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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