How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

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