Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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gingers

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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