What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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