How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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White NBA players.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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