Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Nuneaton..

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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