A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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shut up iggy

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Knock knock Come in

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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oh hey.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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