- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

lyren is a big meanyhead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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