wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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