What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Ouch.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A snake walks into a bar

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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