why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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ASSCHEEKS

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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VAL SUCKS

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Anti Joke

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