What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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