- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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