why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Anti Joke

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