Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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