Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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the cow goes moo

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Women's rights

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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first

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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my whole life!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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