What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Racial Equality.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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