Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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