Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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cancer

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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