What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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