Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Praise Paisley

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