Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

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