There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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LOL May Wong

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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