What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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