What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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baby loves lalma

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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knock knock who's there no one

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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you first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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