how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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womens sports...

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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