Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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I killed someone today. :D

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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