yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Once upon a cross

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

HURT

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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