whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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