There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

guess what chicken butt

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Where's the soap?

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What do I hate? people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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