What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Patriarchy.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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