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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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