What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Not a joke.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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