What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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