What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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