Apple.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Get in the car.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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