whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why is your face? Because.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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