Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Jews...

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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