Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Get in the car.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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