So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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