What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Paige

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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