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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is your face? Because.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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