Get in the car.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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