Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Society.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Get in the car.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why is your face? Because.

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