Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Penis.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Get in the car.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Society.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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