There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Get in the car.

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Apple.

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