- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Get in the car.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Jews...

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Society.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

?"what's up" "A preposition"

Mexicans are like waffles

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