What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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