Bob fell off his roof.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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