Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Society.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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