Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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69

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Why is your face? Because.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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