Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Jews...

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Get in the car.

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