JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

thumb_up thumb_down -167

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

thumb_up thumb_down +76

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

thumb_up thumb_down +52

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

thumb_up thumb_down +50

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +4

4 is half the number 8 is.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

69

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why is your face? Because.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops