knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Penis.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Apple.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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