Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Jews...

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Why is your face? Because.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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