- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Society.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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