I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

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