What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Get in the car.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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