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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Anti Joke

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