Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Dont look at me.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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