It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Hello penis

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Poop

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Barack Obama.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Anti Joke

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