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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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