What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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