- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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