what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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