Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Apple.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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