what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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