Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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