What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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