Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Apple.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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