Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

thumb_up thumb_down -74

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -142

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

?"what's up" "A preposition"

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down +5

69

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops