- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

^that joke's not funny

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