Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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