What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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