What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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