Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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