- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Get in the car.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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