What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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You copy and paster!

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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