ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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^that joke's not funny

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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