whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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