What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Anti Joke

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