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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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