What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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