What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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