Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Fags are gay.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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It’s dead.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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