Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A man walks into a pole.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Anti Joke

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