What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Penis.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Get in the car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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