- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Bob fell off his roof.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Jews...

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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