400 asian people walked in a bar

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Penis.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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