Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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