Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Get in the car.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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