What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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