What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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