Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A woman's opinion

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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