Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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It’s dead.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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