What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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