Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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