A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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