How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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