- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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