This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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hey

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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