Apple.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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