Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Bob fell off his roof.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Anti Joke

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