What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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