Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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^that joke's not funny

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