Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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hey

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Apple.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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