Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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