Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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