Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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