What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Bob fell off his roof.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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