Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Get in the car.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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