- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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