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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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