Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A woman's opinion

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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