What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Society.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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