Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

What's the square root of four? Two.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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