What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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