Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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^that joke's not funny

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

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