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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

Get in the car.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Penis.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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