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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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