Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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