In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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