- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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