- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse than death? Nothing.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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