What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A woman's opinion

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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