- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Bob fell off his roof.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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