- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

The Bible

Test

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What does 1+1 equal? 2

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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