Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Fags are gay.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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