Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Fags are gay.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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