Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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