Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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