What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Apple.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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