What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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