Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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