- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

What's the square root of four? Two.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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