Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Paige

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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^that joke's not funny

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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