What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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The Bible

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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