What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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