Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Anti Joke

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