What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A man walks into a pole.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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The Bible

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