A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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