Fags are gay.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

It’s dead.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

400 asian people walked in a bar

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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