Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Apple.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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