What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Anti Joke

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