Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A woman's opinion

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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The Bible

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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