What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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