What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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