Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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