Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Paige

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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