Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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