What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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