- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

An Asian child flunks a test.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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