Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Anti Joke

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