Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Society.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Anti Joke

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