What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Get in the car.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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You copy and paster!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Penis.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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