A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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