what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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