- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Fags are gay.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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