Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A woman's opinion

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Fags are gay.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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