Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why is your face? Because.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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