Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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