Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Fags are gay.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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The Bible

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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