April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is your face? Because.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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