What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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69

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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