How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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