What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Get in the car.

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