- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

You copy and paster!

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A baby seal walked into a club.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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