If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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You copy and paster!

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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