- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

The Bible

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A man walks into a pole.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

A woman's opinion

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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