- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

An Asian child flunks a test.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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