What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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