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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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