- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

A man walks into a pole.

A woman's opinion

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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