What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Fags are gay.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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wat?

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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