Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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