what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Society.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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