Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Penis.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

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