How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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