Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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69

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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