- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

An Asian child flunks a test.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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