What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Paige

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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