Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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