An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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