what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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