why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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