Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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