Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Fags are gay.

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The Bible

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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