Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Test

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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