What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why is your face? Because.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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