What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is your face? Because.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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