- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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