Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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