Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Penis.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Get in the car.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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