Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why is your face? Because.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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