Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Get in the car.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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