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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

Dont look at me.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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