Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why is your face? Because.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Society.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Penis.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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