Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Fags are gay.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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