Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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