What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is your face? Because.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Penis.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Anti Joke

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