You copy and paster!

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Paige

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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banana

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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