Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Get in the car.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why is your face? Because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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