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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Penis.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Jews...

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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