- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

What's worse than death? Nothing.

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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