A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Mexicans are like waffles

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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