Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Get in the car.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Society.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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