Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Penis.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Get in the car.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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