What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Bob fell off his roof.

400 asian people walked in a bar

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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