Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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