Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Penis.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Get in the car.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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