What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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69

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Penis.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Get in the car.

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Jews...

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