roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Get in the car.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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