What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Why is your face? Because.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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