"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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