A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Apple.

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You copy and paster!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anti Joke

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