Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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