What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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