I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Apple.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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