What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Hi

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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69

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Jews...

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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