You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Jews...

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why is your face? Because.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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