How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Fags are gay.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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