Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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banana

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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