April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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banana

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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