- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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