What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Jews...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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