When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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