ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

obamas trench

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Why is your face? Because.

Apple.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Bob fell off his roof.

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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