Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Anti Joke

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