A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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Apple.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Society.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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