A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

400 asian people walked in a bar

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

4 is half the number 8 is.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

Anti Joke

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