There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

A baby seal walks into a club.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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