Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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Society.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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