A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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