Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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