A baby seal walks into a club.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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