A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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