Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Anti Joke

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