Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Hi

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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obamas trench

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Apple.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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