What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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