The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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obamas trench

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banana

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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