My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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