?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Apple.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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