"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Get in the car.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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