?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Jews...

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Apple.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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