Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Get in the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Anti Joke

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