What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Get in the car.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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