Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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