What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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