Yo mama is so fat!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Apple.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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