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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

A baby seal walked into a club.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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