- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

if you read this you are gay

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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