when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

What's worse than death? Nothing.

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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