A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why is your face? Because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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