Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

Why is your face? Because.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Anti Joke

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