Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Anti Joke

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