What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Apple.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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