Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Apple.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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