What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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