Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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