when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Get in the car.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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