I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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You copy and paster!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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