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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is your face? Because.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Mexicans are like waffles

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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