What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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