What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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