An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Jews...

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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