A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Test

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