Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Anti Joke

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