- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Bob fell off his roof.

Yo mama is so fat!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

An Asian child flunks a test.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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