Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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