Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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