Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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A woman's opinion

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A man walks into a pole.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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