Yo mama is so fat!

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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banana

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Fags are gay.

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Test

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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obamas trench

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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It’s dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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