What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Anti Joke

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