What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +202

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Yo mama is so fat!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

thumb_up thumb_down +10

banana

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Fags are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Test

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

thumb_up thumb_down -32

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

thumb_up thumb_down -54

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -134

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops