- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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