- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

An Asian child flunks a test.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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