What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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obamas trench

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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