- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

Yo mama is so fat!

A man walks into a pole.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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