What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Test

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Fags are gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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