Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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