How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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banana

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A woman's opinion

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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obamas trench

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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