What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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obamas trench

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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