- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Yo mama is so fat!

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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