Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man walks into a pole.

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obamas trench

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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