Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Hello penis

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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