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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man walks into a pole.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Test

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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