- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

It’s dead.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

A man walks into a pole.

A woman's opinion

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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