What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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9/11

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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