How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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A man walks into a pole.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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