What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Fags are gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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hey

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Test

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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