What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Test

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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