Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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obamas trench

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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banana

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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