Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Fags are gay.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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It’s dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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