The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Fags are gay.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Get in the car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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