what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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banana

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A woman's opinion

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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