What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A woman's opinion

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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