A man walks into a pole.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Test

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It’s dead.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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