- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

A man walks into a pole.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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