Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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