I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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