Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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A woman's opinion

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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