Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A woman's opinion

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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