What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A woman's opinion

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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A man walks into a pole.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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