How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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It’s dead.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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