That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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