Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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