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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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