Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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