You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a pole.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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