whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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A man walks into a pole.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Anti Joke

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