What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Fags are gay.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Test

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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