- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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