Fags are gay.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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It’s dead.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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