what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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You copy and paster!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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