What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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It’s dead.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Get in the car.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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