Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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