A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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A woman's opinion

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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