- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Fags are gay.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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