What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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lol

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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9/11

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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