What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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