Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Paige

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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lol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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