There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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