Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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hey

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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