Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Fags are gay.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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