what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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