A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Fags are gay.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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