What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why is your face? Because.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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