- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

What does 1+1 equal? 2

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

A woman's opinion

What did the cat say to another ? meow

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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