what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Test

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Racial Equality.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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