- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

What's white and sticky? Glue.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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