a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Fags are gay.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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