My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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banana

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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It’s dead.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Test

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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