What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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banana

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Racial Equality.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Anti Joke

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