" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Test

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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