Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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