What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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wat?

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It’s dead.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Racial Equality.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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