Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Paige

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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