Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Paige

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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