How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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