why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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