Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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666

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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