got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Test

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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