Racial Equality.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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It’s dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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