Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Poop

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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