Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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