your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Hi

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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It’s dead.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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