Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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obamas trench

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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