i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

Barack Obama.

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

9/11

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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