Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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