An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Paige

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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