Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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