Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Racial Equality.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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