Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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