What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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