Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

thumb_up thumb_down -115

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Get me a sandwich, bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +15

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the cat say to another ? meow

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than death? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops