What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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banana

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Test

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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