Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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