Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the cat say to another ? meow

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Racial Equality.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

thumb_up thumb_down +177

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +101

a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -51

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

thumb_up thumb_down +138

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops