Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Paige

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A woman's opinion

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Test

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