You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

What did the cat say to another ? meow

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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