A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

Get me a sandwich, bitch

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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