- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Racial Equality.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

What's the square root of four? Two.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What did the cat say to another ? meow

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