Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Racial Equality.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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