Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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