So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Racial Equality.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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