What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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