What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A man walks into a pole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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