What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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