Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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