What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Paige

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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