What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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