Racial Equality.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's the square root of four? Two.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

It’s dead.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Fags are gay.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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