- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Racial Equality.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

What's the square root of four? Two.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What did the cat say to another ? meow

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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