Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Paige

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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