What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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banana

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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It’s dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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