2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Poop

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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