Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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