What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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obamas trench

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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