What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Test

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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