What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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