Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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It’s dead.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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