Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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