- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Where does a homeless person live? No where

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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