What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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