wat?

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It’s dead.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Racial Equality.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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banana

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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