What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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It’s dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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