What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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