Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A woman's opinion

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Test

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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