Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Barack Obama.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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banana

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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9/11

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Test

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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