Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Paige

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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