Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

It’s dead.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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