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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Test

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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