Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Hi

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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