How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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