Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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