A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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