" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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