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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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