i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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