Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

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