What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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