- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What did the cat say to another ? meow

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Surprise mother father (A+)

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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