Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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