It’s dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

A man walks into a pole.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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