Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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