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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Poop

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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banana

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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