What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Poop

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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