Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Racial Equality.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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