An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A woman's opinion

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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