What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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