Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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