how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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