- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

A woman's opinion

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Hi

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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