national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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