what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Women's rights.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

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