Jews.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

2 women were sitting quietly.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

Yidi Huang lives here.

a man died

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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