- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Yo momma is SO black.

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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