Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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