Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Anti Joke

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