Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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yeah..

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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