A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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a man died

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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