Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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9/11

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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JFK

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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