what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Anti Joke

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