what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Women's rights.

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yeah..

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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