What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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