A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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