Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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