how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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JFK

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

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