what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Flop dog

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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