Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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