What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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