- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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