Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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