Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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