Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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