Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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