A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Flop dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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matt shut up

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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The 80's

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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