What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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