What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Flop dog

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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