I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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