What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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matt shut up

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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