what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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ObamaCare

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Flop dog

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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