Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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matt shut up

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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ObamaCare

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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