Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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matt shut up

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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ObamaCare

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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