How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Flop dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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