Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Flop dog

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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matt shut up

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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