How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Anti Joke

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