Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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matt shut up

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A seal walks into a club.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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The 80's

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