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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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