why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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