why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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9/11

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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