A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Flop dog

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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