Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Flop dog

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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