British Dentistry

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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