How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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