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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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