Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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JFK

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A seal walks into a club.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Flop dog

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Anti Joke

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