Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Flop dog

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ObamaCare

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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