shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Flop dog

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Anti Joke

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