What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Flop dog

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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