How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Flop dog

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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