What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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