Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Flop dog

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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