Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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hi

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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