Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Flop dog

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ObamaCare

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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