What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Flop dog

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ObamaCare

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Anti Joke

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