Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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