Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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British Dentistry

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Flop dog

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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