did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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ObamaCare

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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