A seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Flop dog

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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JFK

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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