- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

Knock knock. Who's there?

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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