A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Flop dog

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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