Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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ObamaCare

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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matt shut up

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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