I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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9/11

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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