What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Flop dog

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A seal walks into a club.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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