Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Flop dog

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A seal walks into a club.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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