Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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matt shut up

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Flop dog

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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