what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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ObamaCare

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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matt shut up

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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