Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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British Dentistry

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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